So I haven't updated this journal thing in like two years or something now.
I don't think people really read these anyways.
Anyways, this journal pertains to its title in the fact that I have a butt, and as do many of the people or things that read this.
I ate an entire box of ritz sandwich things
I contemplate eating peanut butter as I write this.
This turned out much longer than I had originally intended.